July 19, 2012

A tour of my mudroom/foyer thingy. My children. And poop. All in one post.

Wassup Dawgs??!!
That's me pretending to be cool, but it really sounded horrible right?

This week, Kelly is showcasing foyers and because I like to be unique, I am interpreting "foyer" as "mud room".
They are the same thing right?

Anyways, here is a very quick tour that I give you myself with alot of "um"s, "whatever"s and "I don't know"s thrown in just for shits and giggles.

I used to dream about being a journalist on the local news, but now I am convinced that I would have gotten fired after saying "um" 17392759834678942679 times in the first 2 minutes.
Apparently I am not all that great at public speaking.
I knew that in Grade 5 when I had to present a science project with my best friend on hamster mazes and I nearly pooped my pants.
And then when I did a speech on Cancer and almost vomited all over the chalkboard.
And the time I sang oTannenbaum in front of the school during the Christmas concert and had to clench my bum cheeks to hold in the poop soup.
Did I just say that?

Where was I?
Oh yeah....the tour......

Annnnnd.....on a completely unrelated note.
I tried to take photos of my children all dressed up the other day because it doesn't happen very often.
This is what I got.
I would say they provide an accurate depiction of my children's personalities, and how they feel about having their photo taken.
They are still freakishly good looking, even with a mouthful of food, tongue hanging out and while cleaning horse crap out of their shoes.
These beautiful creatures entered the world from my womanly parts.
It amazes me every single day.

To see more foyers, check out Kelly's link up here.
For more photostory stuff, go see the worlds bestest photographer here.

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Foursons said...

I know I've been slacking in commenting lately, but I HAVE been reading. I know that doesn't count without an actual comment, but I have no excuse. Sorry.

Anyways, when we meet in a few days you are going to totally think I have an accent, but rest assured it is YOU that has an accent.

And I snorted when you said you'd make love to your mud room. Bwhahaha.

Those pictures should be your Christmas card. Kelly Ripa did one similar one year with her kids all crying and screaming. Funniest thing ever. Maybe you could Google it and see it. Don't know, but it was years ago and I still remember that shot.

Elaine A. said...

Your kids are freakishly good looking, no lie.

And that mud room is to die for. No wonder you want to marry it. Or did you not say that? ;-)

and you slayed me with "poop soup". I actually LOLed.

Gigi said...

I love mudrooms! And I have that tile too!

OneMommy said...

Yes, I love their facial expressions! Kids are just awesome when you take their pics, aren't they?

OneMommy said...

Yes, I love their facial expressions! Kids are just awesome when you take their pics, aren't they?

Lily said...

Love that mudroom! I am dreaming of of mud room.


Jenners said...

Only you could write a "this is my mud room/foyer" post and have it read like this.