Yes, really.
Developmentally they are way beyond their years. I mean, I think they might just cure a serious disease or invent a life changing contraption that the world will marvel over for the next thousand years.
Maybe they will learn 27 languages.
Or build a home in space.
Or, maybe, they will invent a chocolate that makes you lose weight.
Why am I saying this?
Because one of my kids isn't even 9 yet and wears a size 9-10 men's shoe.
Big feet means big brains.
Another one of my kids isn't even 11 yet but can calculate mathematical equations more quickly than I ever could.
Big brains means big money.
And now one of my kids, who isn't even 5 yet has lost her first tooth and has three others ready to come out.
Lost teeth means...umm....something.
Maybe, just maybe, one day I will invite you to my mansion by the ocean that my children buy me with their endless supply of cash because they are so friggin advanced.
You're welcome.
5 comments:
I have never, ever doubted the brilliance of your children. Never.
Now don't forget to include me on the invite list.
Brilliant for sure! Good thing you blogged all this genius so you have proof later that you are the reason for their greatness.
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around your 9 year old's shoe size - that's crazy awesome.
I will so come to your mansion by the WARM ocean. You know, not the one in the frozen tundra! ;)
Show off with your big-footed, tooth losing geniuses!
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