January 02, 2013

My word for the year

Balance

My word for 2013. 
I will magically transform my life into a sweet mixture of balance and bliss.
Unicorns and rainbows will surround me at all times.
I will do nothing but smile and express my love for all things around me.
People will want my life.
Others will want to be me.

Impossible?
Nah

But,
before I do that, I will be striving to be like that pregnant Kardashian chick who gets paid $300,000 to spend the evening at a nightclub.
 
 If I had a life like that, I could pay someone to balance my life.
And then the bliss would just come with it all.
Just sayin'

I have missed MamaKat.
I bet she has missed me too.

5 comments:

John Deere Mom said...

I like your word. But I don't think Kim's $ is even worth having to spend a minute with that douchebag baby daddy of hers.

Unknown said...

That's a good word. I have trouble choosing just ONE.

Anonymous said...

Glad I am not the only one who is super jealous of Kim K's position!! I wanna get paid for getting knocked up and clubbing, too :( Visiting from Mama K's

Gigi said...

What does it say about me that I'm too tired to even think about a word for today - much less for a whole year?

And, don't even get me started on the whole Kardashian thing.

Jenners said...

Balance is a most excellent word … and if you figure out the unicorn and rainbow trick. let me know how you did it.