Apparently people get all weirded out when we talk about natural body functions.
It doesn't bother me one bit.
Poop soup, pee, vomit, blood. I am OK with it all.
Jersey the Jerk is still the world's worst behaved dog.
Basically he does what he wants when he wants and is constantly leaving us picking up our jaws.
I am thinking of sending him away to a boot camp and not allowing him back here until he comes when called, stops mouthing, starts eating regularly, stops chasing cats....and leaves....and bugs....and air.
I wouldn't let him back until he allows his ears to be cleaned without showing his teeth and attempting to bite my hand off.
Jersey the Jerkiest Jerk in all of Jerkland.
on to other things.
* I would like to invent a full body waxing machine. I want to walk into a small, confined space and have my entire body waxed in 0.4 seconds. This plucking, shaving, cutting crap is wearing me out. As I get older, I just cant keep up with random hairs sprouting everywhere.
Too much information?
* I enjoy Michael Strahan
* I am obsessed with wine gums.
* Coconut oil rocks my world. I use it on my hair, my dry skin, my kids dry skin, in my protein shakes and plan on using it to soothe my skin after inventing my waxing machine.
* I ran a 10 minute mile! Then a 9.5 mile right after that. Take that skinny bitches! I will be joining your little skinny bitch club soon.
As soon as I stop eating wine gums and get rid of my unwanted hair.