February 26, 2014

Stuff I Learned in February

You might be surprised to read this, but, I don't know everything.
I know, I know.  Its shocking, but it is very true and I am realizing this more and more as I get older and my children grow.
I mean, just in the month of February I learned alot of crap.

I learned that a humidifier in my bedroom is exactly what I need to stop my cough at night. I was convinced I was dying of some incurable lung disease, but, nope....it is just dry in the house.

I learned that Mother Nature is a big, fat bitch.
(not my picture, but I like it)

I learned that Rita dies in the TV show, Dexter and I couldn't sleep for days because I was so upset about it.
(this is Rita and Dexter)
I learned that my daughter can sing "Let it Go" 297539796734967496 times and still not be tired of it.


I learned that Ike and Duke will be the stars at the local Maple Syrup Festival in March.  Go see them.....and the maple syrup stuff too.................

I learned that one of my kids has a hot chocolate addiction.

I  learned that I still have MAJOR body image issues in a bathing suit and am now searching for a swimsuit that hides all my lumps and bumps.  Help a girl out, will ya?

I also learned that taking my kids to an indoor water park is exhausting and takes me two days to recuperate.

I am a crotchety old lady with lumps and bumps and a nighttime cough.

My hubby is a lucky man.

Bring on March!

Mama Kat is cool