November 10, 2009

Toots and Rumbles

If I haven't mentioned it a hundred times already, I have known Mr. Momma since we were wee little children.

We grew up together. Talked on the phone every single night.

During our many conversations we discussed bodily functions.

Tooting to be more specific.

Mr. Momma informed me that he had a special acid in his digestive system that prevented him from tooting.

Really. He did.

Brilliant, I know.

Now, I may have had some stupid moments during my lifetime but I did not believe his story although I wished I was smart enough to think it up myself.

Annnnnnyways, I quickly realized that this special acid did not exist and I married him anyways.

So my question for you today on this Blog Hop is

Do you and your partner openly release gases in front of eachother?

I know. Its a silly, meaningless question but I love talking about toots and poops. We are all human and unless you have a special acid that prevents you from being like everyone else in the human race, lets chat about it. It could be funny.


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