April 30, 2009

D@#$ Dishwasher!!!!!!

Cheaper Than Therapy





Dishwashers are great when they clean your dishes spotless.

They are not great when your dishes come out with food caked on them.

Dishwashers are great when they work.

They are not great when you have to wash your dishes by hand. At least 3 times a day.

Dishwashers are great when they do not require an appliance repairman.

They are not great when they cost you $144.75, billed by the repairman with the long ponytail and reeking like cheap cologne.

Dishwashers are great when they have a mulcher.

They are not great when you have to rinse every single microscopic crumb off of your dishes before putting the dishes in to be washed.

Dishwashers with mulchers are great when you have young children.

They are not great when they do not have mulchers. And you have young children.

Damn dishwasher.








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12 comments:

Leslie said...

I wish I had a dishwasher. I am the dishwasher. And I hate it. But I can sure see your dilemma. That looks like a pretty new dishwasher, you shouldn't be having so many problems 'eh? That bites. Damn dishwasher!

I am Harriet said...

All I know is that I couldn't live without my dishwasher.

Martha (FL) said...

LOL, I have the same love hate relationship with my dishwasher that should be replaced, but I am moving, so I will not replace! I don't mind doing dishes when I have someone to do them with, like when my mom visits. We will be living together soon, so the dishwasher will most likely not get used much. It's nice to chat over doing dishes!

Heatherlyn said...

This is why I use a lot of paper plates!

Swoozie said...

I love love love my dishwasher! I would be very sad if it died. ~~~~~ I'd be even sadder to have a pony-tailed cologne-reeking repairman come to my home to fix my dishwasher! LOL!

Loved your post! And your pic! Ha! Ha!

Candy Graber said...

I'm with Heather, paper plates rock!

Andrea Frederick said...

That is very frustrating. I've been there. But yet you still put the dirty dishes in there even though they won't be clean when you take them out! Grrrr....

Anissa said...

I hate dishwashers -- I would rather wash my dishes by hand. TFS

Jen said...

this is so funny b/c I just went through this with my dishwasher. We had words and now we are good.

Kim said...

I have a love/hate relationship with my dishwasher too. lol My ATWT

Kelly said...

I can't wait for our kitchen remodel..and I'm pretty sure the hubby agrees as he is our current dishwasher :)

The Mom Jen said...

It's like our best friend, we couldn't live without it!