July 09, 2009

Burning Schoolhouse

Cheaper Than Therapy

I enjoy fireworks. They are fun. They are pretty. And a little bit dangerous. Being a rebel is somewhat enjoyable at times. I used to drink and stay out late. Now fireworks get me excited. Lame. I know.

And then I saw this. A burning schoolhouse.

Lets look at it again shall we?

A burning schoolhouse.

They sell this. You can buy it at a store that rhymes with Rosco.

A burning schoolhouse.

That you can buy at a store and set off at home.

With your children watching.

Call me old, but teaching your children to set fire to a schoolhouse may just be a bit wrong.

Just a little bit.

I may enjoy being a rebel but that's just taking it a bit far.

It did look pretty cool though.

Just sayin'

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sheila said...

Yeah, I'm lame like that now too, lol. I like to get to be by 10 ha ha ha!

Awesome blog title btw! lol

The Maven said...

Dude. I was waiting for the proof to confirm this and now I have it: you are officially badass enough to be my friend. I happen to have a spot open this week, too. What luck! Anyone who sets a miniature school on fire immediately earns a special and slightly disturbing place in my heart.

Jenny said...

Had not seen the school house burning firework before. Takes Fireworks to a whole new level ;)

Annie said...

Thats a new one! Happy TWT!

Kekibird said...

Hahahahah!!! That's too funny and a little sad. I agree that it might not be very appropriate but I guess when you are celebrating summer and no more school, why not light a school house on fire??

Stacie said...

LOL! Well it's the humor in it but I see wear your coming from. Rebel!! LOL

Stacie said...

LOL! Well it's the humor in it but I see wear your coming from. Rebel!! LOL

Anonymous said...

It looks cool, but I think it's a joke gone a little too far. What next a burning house, a burning church, a burning bank? Ok, maybe the burning bank has some potential.

The Mom Jen said...

What will they think of next!?

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Oh wow...that's one I hadn't seen yet! A burning schoolhouse...what will they think of next? ;)

Happy ATWT! :)

Candy Graber said...

That is too funny! I'm with you, teaching our children to light a schoolhouse on fire, probably not the smartest!

mummyof5monsters said...

hahaha "come on kids, lets light the school house!!" love it:)

Heatherlyn said...

My kids liked the little house that spins and shoots of 'fireworks' and when it is done it pops up into 3 stories. I didn't see the burning school house. That's a twisted sense of humor someone has.

Mercy said...

Reminds me of a song my brothers used to sing when they were in school (to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
Deck the halls with gasoline
Light a match and let it gleam
See the schoolhouse burn to ashes
Aren't you glad you played with matches? (include all the fa la la's)