February 12, 2010

Momma. Personal Shopper .

Stop what you're doing. Momma has come through again and did some Valentine's Day shopping for you.

You're welcome.

As you know, my favourite place to shop is at Etsy.com. I am trying to convince them to provide some sort of points card so I can start getting discounts, but so far no luck.

Annnyways........just let your love know that their gift will be a little late.

Lets start with some artwork. Some Zombie Love Artwork. What wife wouldn't love a picture of bloody legs cut off at the knee?
At least the words are sweet.
Post a pic for me when it is up on the wall. Buy it here.

Now this scarf is a great conversation starter, don't ya think?
You know you want it. Go here.

The middle finger. It is all wrapped up in a cute lil' box for the one you love.
Go here to get the finger

What says love more than a tool to help your loved one kill himself by smoking? Ouch....
Cancer Stick Sold Here

A heart. Made out of poop. Fake poop made to look like real poop. Awwwwwwwww
Dog Poop Heart. Get it here.

Give your anatomically correct heart to the one you love. In a jar. They will treasure it forever.
This would be perfect for a doctor or nurse to display beside their other pickled body parts.
Heart in a Jar Sold Here
Give this card and your loved one will remember it forever.
Design Dude

It wouldn't be right for me to go shopping and not look at aprons. So I did and found this cute half apron. I take a medium. Thanks.
Apron sold here

And we cant forget the little munchkins. How about some underwear?????
Small Skivvies

Have a wonderful Valentine's Day my Loves!

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Elaine A. said...

The bacon card is funny and the apron is gorgeous. I'm pretending I didn't see the rest...

Michelle said...

LOL! Those were great....well, I think that is the word for them.

One time I was searching for something on ETSY and some how I found these charms that were shaped like a vagina. I appreciate having one, but I don't need to dangling it around my neck.

Happy V-day!

girlytwins said...

So funny. I love Etsy too. I did a ton of Xmas shopping thru them. It was fabulous and such great prices.

I am pretty sure I need that heart poop LOL

Jen said...

That scarf is something. I think that I am going to give it to Jeff so that he can stop touching my boobs. ;)

Foursons said...

OK, I am now slightly disturbed.

Heatherlyn said...

Oh my! Do people actually buy some of that stuff? The apron is cute. :)

Jenners said...

Oh lordy! I don't know where to start first!