Stuff I Love

I don't know about anyone else, but when I search online for gifts for other people I spend more time looking at stuff I love.
It's a sickness.
So, as a favour to you and a way to delete some of my bookmarks, I am posting some stuff I love.
This is only the beginning of many, because, well, I have issues and apparently want alot of stuff to fill my house.
Yes, I like love and happiness and all of that mushy crap, but a few camera accessories/pairs of shoes/books etc would make me happy too.
Anyways, lets start............
Owls.  I like them alot.  Not real owls because they kinda scare me but anything with a cute little owl like the one on this bracelet catches my attention.

Owl bracelet
Horses.  Apparently I am a horse person now that we have Ike and Duke destroying our property.  Yes, I am allergic but I still kiss them on the mouth, because they are cute and I love them.   Anyways, I want one of these chalkboard horses.  But it must be a Percheron so it is big and I can write lotsa stuff on it.
{btw, I think "lotsa" should be a real word.  And "kinda" too}

Chalkboard horse
Dogs.  I love my stinky Studley, but I sure would like one of these lil' guys.  I think I would name him Dudley...
or Luther.

West Highland Terrier

I.Want.A.Lens.Like.This
One that can be used for portraits, scenery and everything else in between.
Thanks

Nikon 50mm 1/8 lens


I do not read enough books but vow to start spending more time relaxing instead of cleaning.
So I plan on pre-ordering this book by Stephanie Nielson.
If you don't know her story, you should.
If you want to know I can fill you in because I follow her blog like a stalker.

Heaven is Here
Stephanie's blog

I am not a big jewellery person, but if it has owls or is personalized in some way, I am hooked.
I would like one of these with a "v" please and thank you.

Initial ring

There are many signs that tell me I am getting old, but when I want a pair of ugly lined clogs to wear as slippers around my house, it just confirms it.
My feet get sore walking on hardwood and tile floors all day, so I want something that is comfortable. 
Ugh.
Before I know it, I will be asking for granny panties.

Crocs

So there you have it my friends.
List 1 of 368568327563 of my favourite things.
Stay tuned for more.
Now tell me what you love so I can add it to my bookmarks.

Etsy Shopping.

If only the sellers at Etsy knew how much I loved them and wanted the whole world to know about them.
In the meantime I will post pics of some of my favourite things.
In red and green.It's a holiday theme my friends. Go with it.

Click on item word to see where you can purchase the item for me yourself.
Pillowcase dress
HOBO bag
DSLR camera strap
Print
Fabric Branches
Frame
Apron
Dress
Travel Bag Purse Go here to view more PSF peeps.  It's fun. 

Orange

I am in love with the colour orange.
Probably because I love autumn so much, but, really it doesnt matter.
I just love it muchly.
And I love Etsy.com.
Orange stuff at Etsy.com makes me giddy.

Cocoon

Pillow Covers

Caramel Mocha Apron

Orange Flower Hairband

Orange Bike Print

Purse/Bag

Scarf

Kids Tree Wall Deor

Key Fob

Do you love orange?
If not, why?

Psst...click on the item name under each picture to purchase these fantabulous items.  If I don't buy them first. 

Momma. Personal Shopper .

Stop what you're doing. Momma has come through again and did some Valentine's Day shopping for you.

You're welcome.

As you know, my favourite place to shop is at Etsy.com. I am trying to convince them to provide some sort of points card so I can start getting discounts, but so far no luck.

Annnyways........just let your love know that their gift will be a little late.

Lets start with some artwork. Some Zombie Love Artwork. What wife wouldn't love a picture of bloody legs cut off at the knee?
At least the words are sweet.
Post a pic for me when it is up on the wall. Buy it here.

Now this scarf is a great conversation starter, don't ya think?
You know you want it. Go here.

The middle finger. It is all wrapped up in a cute lil' box for the one you love.
Go here to get the finger

What says love more than a tool to help your loved one kill himself by smoking? Ouch....
Cancer Stick Sold Here

A heart. Made out of poop. Fake poop made to look like real poop. Awwwwwwwww
Dog Poop Heart. Get it here.

Give your anatomically correct heart to the one you love. In a jar. They will treasure it forever.
This would be perfect for a doctor or nurse to display beside their other pickled body parts.
Heart in a Jar Sold Here
Give this card and your loved one will remember it forever.
Design Dude

It wouldn't be right for me to go shopping and not look at aprons. So I did and found this cute half apron. I take a medium. Thanks.
Apron sold here

And we cant forget the little munchkins. How about some underwear?????

Small Skivvies



Have a wonderful Valentine's Day my Loves!

Tis the Season to Shop!

Halloween is over, so do you know what that means?
It is time to shop for all of your loved ones and others that you may shop for that you don't necessarily want to shop for.
You know who I am talking about right?
Aunt Doris who always buys you socks with bells on them or Uncle Sam who gives you his leftover booze. Or fellow employees at work who steal all of your ideas and get a raise because of it and bosses who don't recognize your efforts on a daily basis.

Momma is here for you and did some shopping of her own on Etsy.

Etsy is my favourite place to shop in the world, just in case you didn't know.

I checked it out and found the perfect gifts for you to buy for those that you just cant find the perfect gift for.

You're welcome.

One thing that I forgot is to share the stores that they are available in. Shame on me. So I will give you key words to search for when at Etsy and I am sure they will pop right up for you.

You're welcome again.


Pierced ear earrings. Who wouldn't want these beauties dangling from their pierced ears???? I mean, they are original and "unique", and the fact that they look like another part of the female anatomy doesn't matter at all.
Squid hat. It is on my Christmas list.


One eyed monster. I am sure this would look great in your child's bedroom and definitely would not cause nightmares. Nope. No way.


Middle finger statue. This is the perfect gift for someone that is not on your "favourite" list. Or you could always use it to store your rings.

Nose warmer. C'mon....you know this would be great on those windy days. I will buy one if you do.

Female anatomy earrings. If you weren't sure the pierced ear earrings were right for you, then these would be perfect. Buy it for another female. Buy it for a biology teacher. Buy it for the person who has everything.

Teeth soap. This is the perfect gift for that senior you're not sure what to get. How about a dentist? How about someone with really bad teeth? Look at how perfect these teeth are. I was thinking of buying it and taking it to my dentist to let her know what I want my teeth to look like.


And last but not least. Crocheted frog anatomy wall decor. I have no words.


I am ready to start my new career as a personal shopper.
Contact me with your needs and I will be happy to find the perfect gift.

I do what I can to help.

Now go on and shop. You only have 40+ days to get it done. Just remember to leave time for Etsy stores to ship their products.

Go on now!

Fall Favourites

I could give you the usual "pretty fall colours" and the "smell of pumpkin pie" speech on what I love about fall, but that would be boring wouldn't it???

So I will be different.

Because I am.

I like to think of myself as one in a gazillion. You will never know another person like me. Really. Because I am unique.

I eat bananas on my eggs.....

wear my sunglasses as a headband......

love Dr. Oz........

buy flushable wipes for my own personal use.......

and visit Etsy at least once a day. Sometimes more.

So today I will show you some of my favourite Etsy finds.

With a Fall theme.

Kinda.

Well, not really all of it is.......

but it's my blog so there.

Firstly, I will direct you to this swell store. I will be purchasing myself a necklace with my kids names and birthstones very shortly because I love them. My kids.....and the jewellery.



Love, love, love this sweater.
I just wish I had a body like this gal.
But anyways.

See all of the wonderfully, awesome clothing here

I am going to buy Princess 15 or 16 pairs of these legging thing-a-ma-bobs.

And I will take approximately 67 pictures to show you.

Available at fategoddess

I am hoping to purchase this purse.....and three others from one of my favourite stores on Etsy.

If I could meet this gal, I would hug her and thank her for knowing exactly what I love.

Available at one of my favourite Etsy stores

I love aprons.

Alot.

So of course I would show you a Fall themed apron.

You're welcome.

Available here

I love tutus.

Princess has one but I will buy her more because I am determined to dress her as girly as possible until she can argue about it.

This is a fall tutu.....kinda.

Available at tiarastutus

Fall home decor.

I never quite understood why people went through the trouble but as I get older (and wiser), I am enjoying it more and more.

Available at petunia petals

I am trying to justify purchasing this beauty.

Just because Princess refuses to wear hats, hair bands, hair clips and anything I put in her hair, doesn't mean she would rip this off too right???

Available at threefishshop

And, oh yeah,

I love the fall colours......

the smell of pumpkin pie......

apples......

the crisp cool air......

putting my bathing suits away.....

so I can lose 20 pounds and get my body bikini-ready for next summer.

I say that every year.

*Go see MamaKat for more weekly completed assignments. She likes Etsy too*

Momma aka Your Personal Shopper

Just call me a "Jack of all Trades". I cook. I clean. I wipe butt. And I shop. Alot.
Especially on Etsy.

So I thought, why not help out others who love shopping but dont have the time or patience to search.

Genius. I know.

So this week I have found some "environmental items" that I feel will benefit every household in the universe.

Youre welcome.

Firstly, a print of bleeding trees.

A teeny, tiny felt tree.

A worm composting bag that can hang anywhere in your home. There are many designer designs so it can fit in perfectly with your home decor.



Reuseable sanitary napkins. Umm.......

And a reuseable tampon. You can purchase the pattern so you can make 10 for yourself.

Ummm..................

Now, while I go vomit, you can go purchase any or all of the above.



Any suggestions for next weeks theme?



I love to help.



* Before you go shopping, please, please, please pray for dear little Stellan. Here is his Mommy's blog so you can read more.*