You're welcome.
As you know, my favourite place to shop is at Etsy.com. I am trying to convince them to provide some sort of points card so I can start getting discounts, but so far no luck.
Annnyways........just let your love know that their gift will be a little late.
Lets start with some artwork. Some Zombie Love Artwork. What wife wouldn't love a picture of bloody legs cut off at the knee?
At least the words are sweet.
Post a pic for me when it is up on the wall. Buy it here.

Now this scarf is a great conversation starter, don't ya think?
You know you want it. Go here.

The middle finger. It is all wrapped up in a cute lil' box for the one you love.
Go here to get the finger

What says love more than a tool to help your loved one kill himself by smoking? Ouch....
Cancer Stick Sold Here

A heart. Made out of poop. Fake poop made to look like real poop. Awwwwwwwww
Dog Poop Heart. Get it here.

Give your anatomically correct heart to the one you love. In a jar. They will treasure it forever.
This would be perfect for a doctor or nurse to display beside their other pickled body parts.
Heart in a Jar Sold Here
Give this card and your loved one will remember it forever.Design Dude

It wouldn't be right for me to go shopping and not look at aprons. So I did and found this cute half apron. I take a medium. Thanks.
Apron sold here

And we cant forget the little munchkins. How about some underwear?????






