Out of the Mouth of Momma

Hi. Remember me? I am the gal that writes on this here blog. I am the gal who usually writes everyday. Apparently my children have other needs than just food and water and I had to be a parent for the last few days.

Hmph.

But I am back.

Save your applause.

"Mom, why are you taking a picture of shoes?"
"Because I am trying to think outside of the box and take pictures of different things."
"You make no sense Mom."
"I love you son."

"Move away from Studley before he shakes!"
"Too late."

"Rowdy, please stop splashing your sister."
"Rowdy, please stop splashing your sister."
"ROWDY, FOR THE THIRD TIME, PLEASE STOP SPLASHING YOUR SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Pardon?"

"Ok, I just want to get a nice picture so give me your best smile."

"Princess, that is yucky."
"Ewww...don't drink the lake water."
"Princess, come get your juice."

"No fanks Mom."
"Rowdy, why are you walking around lifting your shirt up?"
"Because I want to."
"It can't be very comfortable and doesn't really look that great."
"Yeah, but the chicks* dig it."

*chicks (hot girls)