*If my children did not spit gobs of toothpaste in the sink.....and then leave it there.
*If they would flush the damn toilet.
*If they would take the dog outside before he pisses on the floor.
*If they would remember we have a dishwasher.....and actually put their dirty dishes in it.
*If they wouldn't fight every 32 seconds.
*If Princess wouldn't tattletale every 47 seconds.
*If they would use stuff for the reason it was made, instead of taking it apart and leaving pieces in every corner of the house.
*If they wouldn't lock each other in the dog crate.
With a real lock.
And then tip it over.
And then scream....and yell....
....and call eachother bad names.
And then lose the key.
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