November 19, 2012

Pass the booze.


"No offense Mom, but you have a huge zit on your chin."
"No offense Mom, but it looks like you ate a hippo for lunch."
"No offense Mom, but you embarrass me."
"No offense Mom, but you look like a hobo dressed like that."

Aren't {almost} 11 year old boys fun?

Excuse me while I go bang my head against the wall while rocking back and forth with my thumb in my mouth.

6 comments:

Jenners said...

Ooohhh. Boy. Remind me to trade mine in before he reaches age 11.

Elaine A. said...

So what kind do you want? Vodka?? ;-P

Jennifer {Life Darling} said...

Oh no! I need to set a timer on my son, then??? ;-)

Gigi said...

Kids....they say the darnedest things....what are ya gonna do? Here have a glass of wine.

Sarah S. said...

nooo... I want my son to stay 3 forever!

Emily Guthrie said...

Oh no! I tell my teenage students that within the 4 walls of my classroom, they can never start anything with "no offense, but" or "not to be mean, but" ...

You'll laugh with him one day about this phase I'm sure.