April 22, 2013

Random Post with No Pictures. WhatWhat???!!!!

**I have finally unglued my ass from the couch.
I seriously think I have an unhealthy addiction to CNN.
When something tragic and newsworthy happens, I immediately get comfort watching Anderson Cooper and Wolf Blitzer 24 hours a day.
 
I have issues.
 
I considered writing something about the cruel actions of the two monsters in Boston, but then I reconsidered for a few reasons.
 
I hate them.
And.
I hate them.
 
My opinion of it all?
 
I think the surviving monster should lose a limb or two.....the same way the many others did after he placed a homemade bomb at their feet.
 
The End.
 
On to other things.
 
**Girl child turned 5 this weekend.  She also cut her own hair and had the most hugest, ginormous meltdown in the history of meltdowns because she didn't want to go to school.
I physically carried her on to the bus in my pyjamas and then quickly waved goodbye.
Oh yes, yes I did.
 
**Hubby turned 30-something this weekend.
He is old.
 
**My new favourite blog is Reasons My Son is Crying
I am thinking about starting my own similar blog, but will call it "Reasons My Boys Beat the Crap Out of Each other".
And then maybe one called "Why I am Convinced Jersey the Dog has an Undiagnosed Mental Illness".
Oooooooooooo........then I can start one called "My Daughter is 5, but Acts 16 because she........................"
 
Hold me.
 
**I contacted Disney for prices for a much needed holiday.
holymothereffinghellinahandbagitisexpensive
 
That's it.
That's all Ive got.
 
Word to your Mother.
 
 
 
 
 
 

2 comments:

Gigi said...

What? No pictures of the haircut? Are you feeling alright? LOL.

I absolutely adore Reasons My Son is Crying!

Jenners said...

I need to see this haircut. And kudos to you for putting her on the bus in her PJs!