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**I have finally unglued my ass from the couch.

I seriously think I have an unhealthy addiction to CNN.

When something tragic and newsworthy happens, I immediately get comfort watching Anderson Cooper and Wolf Blitzer 24 hours a day.

 

I have issues.

 

I considered writing something about the cruel actions of the two monsters in Boston, but then I reconsidered for a few reasons.

 

I hate them.

And.

I hate them.

 

My opinion of it all?

 

I think the surviving monster should lose a limb or two.....the same way the many others did after he placed a homemade bomb at their feet.

 

The End.

 

On to other things.

 

**Girl child turned 5 this weekend.  She also cut her own hair and had the most hugest, ginormous meltdown in the history of meltdowns because she didn't want to go to school.

I physically carried her on to the bus in my pyjamas and then quickly waved goodbye.

Oh yes, yes I did.

 

**Hubby turned 30-something this weekend.

He is old.

 

**My new favourite blog is Reasons My Son is Crying. 

I am thinking about starting my own similar blog, but will call it "Reasons My Boys Beat the Crap Out of Each other".

And then maybe one called "Why I am Convinced Jersey the Dog has an Undiagnosed Mental Illness".

Oooooooooooo........then I can start one called "My Daughter is 5, but Acts 16 because she........................"

 

Hold me.

 

**I contacted Disney for prices for a much needed holiday.

holymothereffinghellinahandbagitisexpensive

 

That's it.

That's all Ive got.

 

Word to your Mother.