Randomness

I have nothing for today.  My mind is blank...err...should I say full of random nothingness.
I will post random pictures that have nothing to do with this post just because.

Here goes.

I am in potty training hell.  itwillbeworthitintheenditwillbeworthitintheenditwillbeworthitintheend


I spent four hours at the mall with all three of my children today.  I deserve an award and a huge paycheck.
Things that happened during my four hours of ummm....bliss.
*Princess went to the potty 3547483 times
*Rowdy tried on 47902357 pairs of shoes
*We ate unhealthy food
*Messy and Rowdy got into a wrestling match in the shoe aisle and I told them I would "smack their buttocks and embarrass them even more than they are embarrassing me"
I have never said that before
I turned around and laughed at myself
*The boys found a small football in...um...the shoes aisle and threw it.  The employee almost caught it. 
I was embarrassed
The boys were terrified
I turned around and laughed
*All three children asked for new hermit crabs 4629 times.  I said no 4629 times
*Middle child wears a size 7 men's shoe.  Hold me.
*One child told me that he had the "best time ever"
*I needed a drink when we got home


Can someone buy me one of these please?  


Took the kids and Studley the stinky dog for a walk tonight.  Nothing makes my heart happier than seeing my little girl walking her baby doll in her little stroller.
Studley crapped on the road 4 times.  Yes, I picked it up- and tied the bag around his collar.


I rode Duke the horse last night without a saddle.  I said a prayer and held on to his mane for dear life. 


I am reading this book.  Love it.

Recent dinner time conversation
"Mom, have you always called girls privates a vajayjay?"
"Nope, I didn't know that word until a few years ago"
"What about penis'?  Have you always called it a wiener?
"Nope, we used to call it a winky woodle"
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  You're weird Mom"
"Ya ya. Anyone want more veggies?"


Have a great night friends.