January 08, 2012

Stuff I say to my boys regularly

"Stop touching your penis."
"Get your hands out of your pants."
"We never, ever punch another boy's penis."
"Ball sac is not the correct terminology."
"The correct terminology is not balls, or jewels, or giblets."
"LIFT THE TOILET SEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FLUSH THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"If you are angry with your brother then use your words and tell him."
"The washroom is for peeing, not the driveway."
"Boys are gross."
"Haven't I taught you any manners?"
"WEAR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What on earth convinced you that that was a smart thing to do?"
"Why on earth would you do such a thing?"
"Can you draw something else instead of a penis?"
"I don't want to see that."
"Don't come crying to me when someone gets hurt."
I'm mean? You haven't seen mean.....yet!!!!"
"I love you even though you drive me crazy."
I need new material.
Share your best lines so I can copy.


CM said...

LOL!!! And that is what I have to look forward to! Well, actually, I have to admit, I do have to say some of those things already! Boys....gotta love em'!!!

Gigi said...

Sorry - those are the same things I say too.

FourJedis said...

I say those all the time! Lately, I've had to add in:
"We don't pee on each other."
"No one wants to see your butt crack."

Jennifer said...

"I don't know where it is; it isn't my toy."

Jenners said...

I fear my son getting just a bit older. So far I haven't seen him touching his penis … but I know the day is close. Hold me.

My Heart said...

To add to your very inclusive list, might I add. "don't like the toilet seat...I don't care if it was a dare."

"No, I will NOT cross swords with you. Why...? Because girls can't do that and...it's gross"

"DR Pepper was never meant to replace milk in your Golden Grahams. I don't care how good it tastes!"

I hope you have enjoyed my additions. wink

kristi said...

To my son: Stop scratching your butt! Go wash your hands.

I see your crack AGAIN (this is to my teenage girl!)

Elaine A. said...

I have tears. I mean TEARS, I'm laughing so hard!!!

And you don't have to tell them to get their finger out of their nose? Then you are a blessed woman. ;P