"Get your hands out of your pants."
"We never, ever punch another boy's penis."
"Ball sac is not the correct terminology."
"The correct terminology is not balls, or jewels, or giblets."
"LIFT THE TOILET SEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FLUSH THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"If you are angry with your brother then use your words and tell him."
"The washroom is for peeing, not the driveway."
"Boys are gross."
"WEAR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What on earth convinced you that that was a smart thing to do?"
"Can you draw something else instead of a penis?"
"I don't want to see that."
"Don't come crying to me when someone gets hurt."
I'm mean? You haven't seen mean.....yet!!!!"
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LOL!!! And that is what I have to look forward to! Well, actually, I have to admit, I do have to say some of those things already! Boys....gotta love em'!!!
Sorry - those are the same things I say too.
I say those all the time! Lately, I've had to add in:
"We don't pee on each other."
"No one wants to see your butt crack."
"I don't know where it is; it isn't my toy."
I fear my son getting just a bit older. So far I haven't seen him touching his penis … but I know the day is close. Hold me.
To add to your very inclusive list, might I add. "don't like the toilet seat...I don't care if it was a dare."
"No, I will NOT cross swords with you. Why...? Because girls can't do that and...it's gross"
"DR Pepper was never meant to replace milk in your Golden Grahams. I don't care how good it tastes!"
I hope you have enjoyed my additions. wink
To my son: Stop scratching your butt! Go wash your hands.
I see your crack AGAIN (this is to my teenage girl!)
I have tears. I mean TEARS, I'm laughing so hard!!!
And you don't have to tell them to get their finger out of their nose? Then you are a blessed woman. ;P
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