Geesh...the pressure to keep you guys happy is going to cause me to drink.
Lets discuss feet.
I hate feet.
Baby feet I love. I can touch, squeeze and even nibble on baby toes, but once those baby feet become stinky, boy feet, I don't want them anywhere near me please and thank you.
I believe God is punishing me for hating feet by giving my 8 year old, man-sized feet.
My feet----8 year old feet
The 8 year old wears a men's size 10 boot.
Not only does he have stinky, man-sized feet.
We now have to spend a frickin fortune buying his footwear every season.
I am losing sleep wondering if he will be a size 18 by the time he is a teenager.
Will we have to special order his footwear like rich basketball players do?
Except we aren't rich.
His boot----my shoe
Will he have to go out and get a job at the age of 9 to raise money for his Big Feet Fund?
Are kids going to tease him?
Or will they be terrified of him?
One thing I do know.
The girls will love him.
You know what they say about big feet.........
Did I just say that?