December 11, 2012

Big Foot

I don't post anything for a few days and I lose a follower!
Geesh...the pressure to keep you guys happy is going to cause me to drink.
*cough*

Lets discuss feet.
I hate feet.
Baby feet I love.  I can touch, squeeze and even nibble on baby toes, but once those baby feet become stinky, boy feet, I don't want them anywhere near me please and thank you.

I believe God is punishing me for hating feet by giving my 8 year old, man-sized feet.

My feet----8 year old feet
 
The 8 year old wears a men's size 10 boot.
Hold me.
Not only does he have stinky, man-sized feet.
We now have to spend a frickin fortune buying his footwear every season.
 
I am losing sleep wondering if he will be a size 18 by the time he is a teenager.
Will we have to special order his footwear like rich basketball players do?
Except we aren't rich.
 
His boot----my shoe
 
Will he have to go out and get a job at the age of 9 to raise money for his Big Feet Fund?
Are kids going to tease him?
Or will they be terrified of him?
 
One thing I do know.
The girls will love him.
 
You know what they say about big feet.........
 
*snort*
Did I just say that?
 

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7 comments:

Kristi Bonney said...

Oh my goodness! Look at that huge shoe! lol Good luck during the teen years. I've got a couple of big foot kids myself. :)

Foursons said...

Oh.my.word. He has HUGE feet! I think you ARE going to have to special order his shoes, that boy has a LOT of growing left in him. Geesh. Maybe you should play the lottery.

Gigi said...

*snort* Yes, you did say that and YES it made me laugh!

Fair-weather followers; who needs 'em?

Jenners said...

You're raising a Yeti!

Sarah S. said...

lol... "*snort*
Did I just say that?".... made me laugh. This also scares me a little, the things I "might" have to worry about as my son get's older.

Mary Gene Atwood said...

Oh my. Reminds me of a puppy with big feet. they do seem to grow into them. Hang in there mama. Big boys still love their mamas.

Jennifer said...

How is that possible? At EIGHT. Is he 10 feet tall, too??? Oh boy.