Stuff that happened in the last 24 hours

*7 year old child wore his father's deodorant because he says his armpits stink and he "just can't take it" *same child bathed in his father's cologne before going to school but I made him change because it made everyone around him gag *he told me I was the worst Mother in the world  *it rained non-stop for 24 hours *it also snowed *and was very windy  *9 year old told me hated me *7 year old told me he hated me *3 year old told me she loves me  *I cried. I have issues. *3 year old washed her hair with my body lotion 10 minutes after having a bath *7 year old decided to shave. With his father's razor and shaving cream. He shaved his face. He is 7 years old and did not need to shave *I was horrified *I am terrified he is going to have a beard by the age of 9 *I cried again