Guess what I just did?
I attempted to twerk in front of a mirror.
And it was not a pretty sight.
38.5 year old women who have birthed three children should never, ever twerk.
I am old.
Group hug please.
*There is a stranger living in my house.
OK, not really.
The stranger is actually my husband who has been working for 3.5 weeks and only home to sleep.
Now, his schedule is back to normal and the family is readjusting to being "normal" again.
This pisses me off.
*I think I hate Princess Kate.
Her flawless skin.
Her perfect hair.
Her classy wardrobe.
Her perfect body just weeks after having a baby.
Yep, I hate her.
*How I look when my kids eat the last cookie
*Dear New Parents
Having a new baby is wonderful isn't it? I know it seems difficult at times, but, just wait until that beautiful, perfect lil' human gets older and the hormones take hold of their brain and body. Sorry to rain on your parade, but enjoy the coos and smiles now, before they turn into anger/tears and rage.
Send me happy pills please.
And send some for my hormonal kid too.
Happy Friday y'all!!!
It's been a bad day.
Feel sorry for me, k?
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